Welcome to the Blind☆Namazu, the finest (and only) Namazu-run speakeasy this side of the Ruby Sea! Our staff may be small in stature, but they are large in… enthusiasm! Trust us, we've managed to avoid any ‘unfortunate accidents’ (this week), so you’re in safe fins! Probably...This RP-lite venue is LGBTQIA+ affirming and caters to adults 18+.With that in mind, please refrain from use of ERP in public areas outside of /p or /tell chats.

Upstairs you will find a tranquil retreat for those seeking fine dining and a momentary escape from the whirlpools of life. The Namazu staff serve dishes that are almost as refined as their impeccable service (well, on most days). Perfect for quiet, candlelit dinners—or perhaps a not-so-quiet rendezvous afterward.Hidden in the basement behind a secret door, you will find our full service bar catering to thirsty catfish, our stage that hosts performances, and the dance floor is always open for those looking to wiggle like a Namazu caught in a net. Feel free to take a dip in the hot tub after a vigorous night of dancing.Feeling a little flushed from all the dancing? Cool off—or heat things up—in our relaxing hot tub, conveniently located near our discreet locker rooms for those who prefer their night to end in more private affairs. After all, what happens at the Blind☆Namazu stays at the Blind☆Namazu. Unless someone decides to gossip in our guestbook...New to RP in FFXIV? Check out this Guide!The Blind☆Namazu is owned and operated by Twitch streamer AffectorOfChange aka Augustine Ward.

At the Blind☆Namazu we believe in treating our guests like royalty—or at least like a very important Warrior of Light! All food and drinks here are complimentary, because we Namazu understand that sometimes gil slips through our fingers (literally). But beware! Our luckless little lives depend on the generosity of tips! Without your kind gil donations, our clumsy catfish crew might just find themselves in yet another life-or-death predicament (and trust us, we’ve used up a lot of favors with the gods already).So, enjoy the complimentary nibbles and sips, and toss a coin or two our way to ensure these whiskered wonders make it to their next shift. Your tips may just prevent the next ‘unfortunate accident!’Before you go, be sure to leave us a note in our guest book! Whether it’s a word of praise, a witty remark, or a warning about the hot tub (we’re still working out the temperature settings), we love to hear from our esteemed guests. Your messages help keep our whiskers twitching with joy—and might just save us from another unfortunate catastrophe!

☆	Alcoholic Beverages
Catfish’s Catastrophe Cocktail	A drink so bold it could even wake the great Lord Gyodo from his afternoon nap—though we strongly recommend you don’t test this theory. Made with a swirl of Far Eastern gin, shaken vigorously (often unintentionally) by our bartender to ensure maximum splashing.
Namazu Noodlemancer	Our signature ramen-inspired drink, complete with floating garnishes that resemble wriggling tails. Don’t worry, none of the noodles have gained sentience—yet.
High Tide Disaster	Feeling adventurous? This murky blue cocktail channels the feeling of a Namazu’s inevitable near-drowning incident, but fear not! With a mix of coconut rum, pineapple, and a splash of lemon, you’ll be back on dry land in no time.

☆	Bites and Nibbles
Sold Out	Our head chef has been accidentally flayed... so we uh have had to shut down our restaurant operation for the time being. Sorry for the inconvenience.

☆	Non-Alcoholic Beverages
The Squeaky Clean Splash	A refreshing blend of citrus, mint, and sparkling water—perfect for those looking to keep their wits about them (unlike certain Namazu we know). One sip and you’ll feel as fresh as a fish who hasn’t just narrowly avoided disaster in a rushing river!
Whisker Wiggle Fizz	A bubbly concoction of hibiscus tea, honey, and a dash of ginger ale, with just enough zing to make your whiskers twitch! Safe for all ages and guaranteed not to cause any unintended ‘slip-ups’... we hope.

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Trans Lives Matter!
**Anti-LGBTQ+ bills are sweeping the nation, with over 477 bills in 37 states, life-saving medical care for trans youth is being threatened. **If you want to learn more, feel free to check out this presentation about the bills impacting Trans Youth.In honor of the Transgender Week of Visibility, we are hosting a party on Thursday April 13 from 9pm until 1am EST.We have Twitch.tv/Legaia to DJ for the first three hours of our party!We've already raised $400 for the Trans Lifeline and if we raise $100 more, we will have a glam contest in the last hour.The theme for the glam contest is "Best Trans-formation."
Thanks to generous donors, 5 Million Gil is the prize! 2nd place gets 1 million, 3rd place gets 500k.
If you'd like to participate, let one of our staff know! Judging starts at 12am EST.This event is being livestreamed on Twitch!
Check out Twitch.tv/AffectorOfChange.You can donate here: https://tiltify.com/@affectorofchange/trans-rights-are-human-rights

Incentives

If we reach $1k, Lizzy will offer a randomly selected patron a 3-color painting, shipped to them! (US or Canada only)

$5 - Tweet for me!
$10 - I record you a compliment
$20 - I roll a d20 and do that many jumping jacks
$50 - I will fantasia my FF14 character for 30 days - you choose which race!
$100 - I will sing a karaoke song for you on stream!
$150 - VIP status in my stream for 30 days

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